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A Ghost Is Found
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Posted: 26/10/04 - 19:33
• Hunting The Pitty Pat Booger

By Kelley Walters and Ruth Cartlidge

  Banshees, haints, boogers, and ghosts: seems like every old graveyard and house in East Tennessee has one.  Up until World War I, Chattanooga newspapers regularly carried stories of supernatural beings that flitted through parking lots and put on shows in the windows of downtown houses.

One 1903 Chattanooga Times article wrote of a headless dog who haunted a schoolhouse at the corner of Douglas and 8th Streets.  In spite of attempts by locals to chase it off with “shotguns and brickbats,” the ghost hung around for nearly two months, terrorizing local schoolchildren.  It sat, “headless and forlorn,” according to the reporter, and cried like “a little child.”

Chattanooga has its share of still active haunts: The Read House and Chickamauga National Military Park, just to name a couple.  But, what happened to the haints, the old, nearly forgotten ghosts who prowled the back roads of Hamilton County? The Pulse went looking and found the Pitty Pat Booger, an impish and sometimes murderous creature that has haunted Sale Creek’s Shipley Hollow for 150 years.

The Ghost

“People heard things,” says Curtis Coulter, a teacher and historian who has written several books about Sale Creek.  When folks rode horses through Shipley Hollow, they’d hear, “pitty-pat, pitty-pat, pitty-pat,” like the sound of feet or hooves running up behind them, and that meant the Booger was on the prowl.  Coulter says that most of the old timers who lived near the intersection of Shipley Hollow and Daugherty Ferry Roads “were good sprinters.”

The first Pitty Pat stories started in the mid-1800s.  One of the first told of a man who encountered a woman in a white dress as he was driving his wagon home in the middle of the night.  Though he thought it peculiar, he picked her up and gave her a ride.  They conversed pleasantly for quite a while.  Then, the man turned his head away for a moment, and when he looked back, the woman had disappeared.

The woman is said to have been the victim of the Pitty Pat Booger.  She and her two small children were coming home through the hollow when a dark, four-legged creature ran in front of their wagon, causing it to overturn.  The woman was killed instantly.  The creature ran off with the two children.  Coulter writes: “Possibly (and most likely), they were eaten by the creature.”  Nobody ever saw the kids again.

Another story tells of a man who was killed by being thrown from his horse after it was startled by the Booger.  Now, locals hear the Pitty Pat on dark, foggy nights.  Some say the sounds are hooves; others say they are the two lost children, their tiny feet still running from the Booger.  And when the “pitty pats” come, the woman in white is sure to follow.

The Booger has been known to jump into a carriage or wagon, and ride along until it felt like jumping off.  Coulter’s great grandfather tells of something that hopped onto the back of his horse as he was riding through the hollow.  Coulter thinks that it’s most likely that people were seeing and hearing mountain lions or bobcats, but unexplained things still happened well into the 20th century.  In two separate incidents in the 1950s, John Iles and Glenn Francisco told of a large creature that ran into the sides of their cars.  When the men went out to inspect the damage, they found no injured or dead animals and no scratches or dents on their vehicles.  The last documented activity in the hollow was in 1967, when someone reported seeing disembodied green eyes hovering above the water under the Mill Dam Bridge.

 

The Hunter

We enlisted the help of amateur ghost hunter, Patrick Burns, founder of the Ghost Hounds and a self-professed “ghost geek” from Atlanta. Burns has been hunting spooks for about ten years.  He says he started “by accident in Northern Wisconsin, when friends told me about something called a ‘spook light.’” The light was said to have haunted the area for years.  After some investigation, Burns proved that the light was nothing more than headlights on the highway that were refracted through gases in a nearby marsh.

But over the years, Burns has also had his share of what he believes to be paranormal encounters. “I’ve had one ghost follow me home, and on a couple of different occasions, I’ve seen figures. About 90-95 percent of the time we pick up something when we go on a hunt, whether it’s an orb on the digital camera or a voice on the recorder.”

Burns’ Website, ghosthounds.com, has an EVP gallery of digital recordings. Ghostly voices are caught on tape, from places like Anthony’s Restaurant in Atlanta and the Coffee Shop of Horrors in Gainesville, Georgia. He tells stories of ghosts welcoming him back to sites he’s visited or asking him to leave.  He’s even been threatened, like the time his group took a trip to the Bell Witch cave in Adams, Tennessee, and one of the spirits requested that the group “Kill the brunette.”

Burns says, “Ghost hunting is still poo-pooed by the scientific community, because science wants repeatable results under controlled conditions, but unfortunately, these phenomena don’t perform on demand.”

Ghost hunters are on a mission to prove to themselves that paranormal activity exists, but even then, Burns says, “The verdict is always inconclusive.”

 

The Hunt

On Saturday, October 13th, writers Kelley Walters and Ruth Cartlidge, tech guru Art Thompson, and Pulse publisher Michael Kull joined Patrick Burns to see if the woman in white still haunts Pitty Pat Hollow.  Following the advice of Curtis Coulter, we went to the Shipley Cemetery, which sits right in the middle of what could be called “Booger Central.”

Our first look at the old family cemetery told us we were in the right place. The small burial ground sits on top of a hill, surrounded by woods and a few private homes.  The well-tended graves date back to the early 1800s.  Some of the gravestones are hand carved with flowers and vines, the names of the dead misspelled, the dates of birth and death telescoping into small print as the carver ran out of space. The ground is soft, mossy and pocked with sunken graves, some marked with only small granite boulders.  

We scouted the cemetery in the daylight, then came back after dark to begin our hunt.  The night was crisp and clear, with temperatures in the low 50’s, and no moon.  We located our base of operations on a small, paved road at the edge of the cemetery.  The sounds of the forest teased our wishful ears. At one point, Ruthie thought she heard the Pitty Pat, until Michael interpreted the low grunts as a horny cow in a neighboring farmer’s pasture.

Patrick set up his equipment in the back of Kelley’s car. We all hovered in the circle of the dome light and listened to his explanations of what each instrument would do.  Periodically, someone would wander a little ways toward the cemetery, but no one was brave enough to venture too far alone. 

Within a half an hour, a spider web of wires ran across the cemetery road, leading to the Tri-field meter, Electro Magnetic Field Detector, and an infrared camera, which Patrick hooked up to his laptop monitor and aimed into the cemetery.  The stark, white images of the headstones on a grainy screen, illuminated by residual heat from the day’s sun, sent our nerves over the edge. 

Patrick explained that any ghosts would appear as black shadows.  We all stared, transfixed, fully expecting the cat-like Booger to appear at any moment, just like a Hollywood movie. 

When Michael snuck around to the front of the car and waved his hand in front of the Electro Magnetic Detector, causing a flurry of clicks and crackles, Kelley ran for the other car and huddled inside.  Michael followed bravely to protect her from the Booger. “I’m the person who stands off to the side and survives the carnage,” Kelley said later. “It’s one thing to go out and take pictures in a graveyard at night, but what if that detector really does go off while I’m standing right next to it?”

Patrick, Art, and Ruthie grabbed a video camera, hand-held digital thermometer and a voice recorder, and walked into the cemetery.  

Patrick says the “most compelling evidence” for the existence of ghosts comes in the form of electronic voice phenomena. “When you get recordings of voices joining conversations, joking, mocking, it’s a little more believable for me,” he says.  Human ears pick up the air pressure of sound waves.  Then, our inner ears convert the waves into electrical impulses that our brains interpret as sounds.  When ghosts speak, they don’t create sound waves, just the impulses, which only the pickup in a microphone can detect. 

Sudden temperature drops of 20-30 degrees also indicate the presence of a ghost.  Burns talks of ghost hunting in June and walking into cold spots so sudden that he could see his breath.

As we walked up the hill, I clasped the thermometer in my hand like a talisman, waiting for the cold snap that would send me running back to join Kelley.  The temperature dropped slowly . . .50, 49, 46 degrees . . .until we reached the top of the cemetery hill.  Patrick turned on the sound recorder and started asking questions. 

“Is there anyone here?”

Silence. 

“Is there anyone here who would like to speak to us?”

More silence.  We walked toward the woods at the back of the graveyard.  The temperature dropped again . . .45, 44.8, 44.3.

“Would you rather talk to a woman?” asked Ruthie, hunting for the Politically Correct Booger.

We stood still, careful not to whisper or make small noises that could throw the voice recording off.  When we walked down the hill toward the oldest part of the cemetery, the temperature dropped another two degrees.  All three of us tingled with fear.

“We mean you no harm,” Patrick assured the woman in white.  “Will you please show yourself to us?”

A cricket chirped.  We heard the distant road sounds from Highway 27.

We cajoled and begged the Pitty Pat to come out, not quite sure what we would do if a spectre actually appeared.  (Patrick’s advice: “Run!”)  But the woman in white remained hidden.  

We ended our walk by standing quietly in the midst of the oldest headstones, listening to the digital sound recording of our walk.  Tinny voices sliced through the night.  Then, in the midst of amplified rustles and footsteps, we heard a faint whisper.  Patrick stopped the playback and we listened again.  The sound could have been a ghostly voice or a rustling leaf, but Patrick wouldn’t know for sure until he played it back with the proper equipment. 

We sat in the deep quiet of the cemetery, excited that we might have recorded a real ghost.  A Barred Owl hooted, then squalled as it descended on some prey.  The spell was broken.  We returned with Patrick to the car.  It was 2:00 a.m.  We were tired, ready to go home and let the dead rest. 

As Patrick packed up his equipment, we all agreed that Shipley Cemetery was a peaceful, beautiful place to spend eternity.  However, none of us was willing to step into the darkness and tempt the Pitty Pat one more time.

 

Do Ghosts Really Exist?

Patrick Burns is 99 percent sure that ghosts exist.  “When you record enough phenomena on electronic devices,” he says, “you have to conclude that there’s something going on.” 

What if, when we die, we just exist on another dimension?  That isn’t so far-fetched if you consider that string theory physics requires the universe to operate on at least 10 dimensions, only four of which we can sense.

Or the concept that says we’re all living in parallel universes, like millions of soap bubbles floating around a room.  Every once and a while, two bubbles run into each other, making a connection between each universe.

Scientists also speculate that paranormal activity is actually the result of low-range sound or electro-magnetic shifts that cause your body to vibrate, your vision to blur, and the hair stand up on your body like ours did in Shipley Hollow.

As Burns says, “A lot of us still wonder, is this just our imaginations, or is it undiscovered phenomena? A certain amount of skepticism is healthy.”  But while ghost hunters like Patrick Burns spend their time trying to move science forward, they also find reassurance “that there’s something beyond this life.” 

Ghost hunting is a hobby for only the most patient of people. “Some people are so dead set on finding proof of the afterlife that they leave disappointed if it doesn’t show up right away. Keep it up,” Burns says, “You’ll find your evidence.”

 

Boogers Can Haunt More Than Your Nose 

Most of East Tennessee’s early white settlers came from the British Isles and Western Europe.  They brought the language of spooks with them.

Booger

A southern-ism of bogeyman or boggart, which was a sprite or goblin supposed to haunt particularly gloomy places in the bogs of northern England. The English-speaking Eastern Mountain Cherokee adopted the word to describe ghosts or frightening animals.  Their “Booger Dance,” which started as a ritual masked dance in winter festivals, became a way to ridicule and revile European white invaders, as well as repel the diseases they brought with them.  (Sources: Random House Dictionary of the English Language, 2nd Ed. & salempress.com)

Banshee

Means, literally, “bean woman” in Gaelic and Irish.  A supernatural being that wailed under the windows of a peasant’s house, warning the family of an impending death. (Source: Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, 1996,1998.)

Ghost

A very old English word, which literally means, “breath” or “spirit,” especially one who appears in human form or haunts former habitats.

Haint

Sometimes, ha’nt.  A Southern derivation of haunt, which comes from the Middle English word, haunten, meaning “to frequent.”  Southerners use it as another word for ghost.

Hobgoblin or Goblin

An ugly, mischievous, elfin creature that taunts humans.  Gobelin was the Middle English name for a ghost that haunted a French town in the 12th century.  The word came to England during the Norman invasion.

Poltergeist

A ghost that manifests itself by making a lot of noise, such as rapping and banging on walls.  From the German words, poltern “to make noises” and giest “ghost.”

Spectre

The French spelling of the ancient Latin word spectrum, which means “appearance” or “apparition.”

Spook

From the Middle Dutch word, spooc, meaning spectre.